Spotted whilst channel surfing though the dead hours of monday morning television:
Girl: But you lied to me! You said it was over between you two, there were so many fights and arguments, and when you had a chance to sleep with her, you didn't!
Guy: Yes, but that was different. I sensed something had changed with her, it wasn't really her, just that zombie walking around pretending to be her while she was really locked away in a block of ice in that underground cave!
Girl: But how could i have known that?
Guy: You couldn't.
Girl: So you lied to me to get me to sleep with you? You've totally ruined my life!
Guy: I'm sorry.
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People watch that stuff?
Scary...
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